Thursday, October 6, 2011

Polish those Pinkies



Spring. Flowers. Colour. Woah, it's October already so you can't continue to creep around in grey merino and pretend the earth's still hibernating.

Daffodils have been done to death, and I can’t find affordable freesias - so what else can spring-ify one’s demeanor?

My hot-pink nail-polish might just have got me in the mood. The bottle of shimmery stickiness had hidden in a darkened drawer all winter...edging toward its use-by date.
Why? Because I was dreading spillage, splashes and having to keep my fingers spread-eagled for six minutes while they dried. It’s like trying not to blink. Today, I still managed to smear some on my dress and smudge 30% of the job. They resemble an 8-year-old's art project. However, the colour lifted my mood and I keep staring at them, as you would a beautiful bunch of blooms. (But they have yet to improve the toxic scent).
Lovely! I have bright, laquerish pink nails...except for one little finger on my left hand. It innately sticks snootily in the air, avoiding all housework. Thus, it is three-times the length of the others. Just as you would paint a feature wall, this little pinkie went lime green. And why should I have such a rebellious colour in my makeup drawer? Well that is another story.

Once upon a time, in May, I was a nail model. (ah ha, before you grimace, no other body parts were employed!). Thanks to the miracle of photoshop zapping the effects of dish-pan hands, 
(stop choking Eddie!), I was about to have myself some fun.

Kristy of Hands of Elegance wanted more pictures for her beauty website and my photographer-friend, Peter Walker of  www.threechairs.co.nz, was to nail them. I got to 'grow' long, jungle-book tiger claws, crystal-clustered, polkadot and pointy ones over the space of a week. I was then directed to choke a flamingo’s neck, squish lime jelly, play with ketchup, daggers, broken mirrors, bubbles, flames, apples and lollipops - all in the name of wearable art.



Alas, after having a ball, my temporary adornments slowly dropped off one by pretty one. (Not the kind of thing welcome in my vegetable soup - cruuuunch). Cinderella was eventually back to dish-pan hands.

Until today. The claws are out again -with a spring in their scratch. (<;

Enjoy experimenting this season,
Wordbird. x